This is Mark Twain

“This suit, I may say, is the uniform of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Purity and Perfection, of which organization I am president, secretary, treasurer and sole member. I may add that I don’t know of any one else who is eligible.”—Mark Twain, quoted in the Chicago Tribune, December 8, 1906

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